Doors are Killing Our Kids, Along with Books, Tables, Chairs… (or) The Answers to School Shootings Are Right in Front of Us “There are too many entrances and too many exits to our over 8,000 campuses in Texas. There aren’t enough people to put a...
Author - Philip Hoover
Hillary Clinton Visits a Fortune Teller, October 2016
Hillary sits across from a Fortune Teller, who stares into his crystal ball. HILLARY: Election day is close, but I can’t wait any longer! Please tell me – where am I in 2017? FORTUNE TELLER: A vision is appearing before me. I see...
The President Rewrites Classic Proverbs
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words really piss me off. Fuck you, Alec Baldwin. The tweet is mightier than the sword. Two’s company, three’s a crowd. Four is just Ivanka casually sitting in on this meeting. Don’t worry about...