Scoundrel Time

My Mother’s Alzheimer’s Test

He said: Who is the president?
And she said: George. Did she
get partial credit for that?
Maybe three points for the trio
of Georges, or just one for the
George who invaded Iraq.

She couldn’t count backward
from one hundred in sevens.
Can you? If she were alive
now, and said Donald, would
she be deemed able? Let us
count forward from 45.





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