For $5.00
Mama Nancy
chauffeurs
you through
tractor stores
& auto washes.
Students lift
life-size
cardboard
cutouts
of the Pope.
An Aztec
wish doll
who is white
interrogates me
& smells of carp.
I salivate
for the
unrequited egg
over medium.
The hottest
action is a long
shot closeted
leather Daddy
into geeks
& milking
cows near
Paducah.
ohanaboi
on OK Cupid
wants to
say Aloha.